6.11.2022 dávali v televízii starý slovenský film Zemianska česť, na ktorý sme takmer zabudli. Nevieme, či ho v telke dávali v súvislosti s práve ubehnuvšími voľbami alebo hroziacimi predčasnými voľbami do parlamentu, ale či už tak alebo onak, načasovanie nemohlo byť lepšie. Ide totiž o satiru na predvolebnú frašku sfilmovanú podľa románu Jána Kalinčiaka Reštavrácia.

Napriek tomu, že román pochádza z roku 1860, je až neuveriteľné, ako nadčasovo je napísaný, pretože charaktery a charakteristiky postavičiek, ako aj ich správanie, možno napasovať na všetky politické figúrky, ktoré sme u nás doposiaľ mali a stále máme. No a rovnako aj na voličov, ktorí tieto politické figúrky volia.

Repríza televíznej klasiky nás priviedla k zamysleniu, kde sú korene takého správania a takých charakterov. Vzhľadom na dobu, kedy román vznikol, je zrejmé, že s tým určite nemá nič spoločné obdobie socializmu, na ktoré sa často zvaľuje všetko zlé, čo sa u nás dialo a deje. Takto sme sa správali už dávnom pred socializmom. Je to teda v nás, v národe, v našich génoch, že sme takým falošným, úplatným, bezzásadovým a bezcharakterným národom? Necháme sa kúpiť za klobásu či poldeci pálenky?

Odkaz románu do dnešnej doby

Dá sa teda pobaviť a zasmiať aj na takom starom filme? Určite áno, najmä keď si v jeho hrdinoch predstavíme naše súčasné politické postavičky. Realita dnešných dní však, bohužiaľ, nie je ani trochu zábavná, takže ide skôr o smiech cez slzy.

Ako sa to vo filme vlastne skončilo? Všetci sa pobratali, funkcie si podelili a obidve bandy vládli v podstate spolu. Nikoho ani vtedy nezaujímalo, ako je na tom krajina, ako sa vodí obyčajnému ľudu. Za všetko hovoria posledné slová filmu: „Nuž, ľa! Čo sa statočný zeman natrápi, kým vyjde na psí tridsiatok!“. A čo tak parafráza na súčasnú dobu: „Nuž, ľa! Čo sa statočná Slovač natrápi, kým vyjde na psí tridsiatok!“.

Nuž, od toho asi už nemáme ďaleko, keďže sa od Kalinčiakových čias vlastne nič nezmenilo. Ale môže sa, stačí iba odstaviť podarených politikov a hlavne volebný systém, ktorý im šafárenie umožňuje. Práve preto je tu tento portál, aby poukázal, kde je podstata tohto zla. Kým si neuvedomíme tieto fundamentálne okolnosti, nie je možné ani hľadať riešenia.

Román Reštavrácia a film Zemianska česť tak ostávajú nielen skvelou komédiou, ale aj mementom, že tváre sa síce menia, no politické taktiky ostávajú zhruba rovnaké. Voľby boli, sú a vždy budú iba fraškou pre verejnosť, zorganizovanou ziskuchtivými a mocibažnými indivíduami.

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  3. Joaquin Phoenix has revealed that he spoke with filmmaker Christopher Nolan about
    playing Joker which ultimately went to Heath Ledger.

    The 50-year-old actor – whose latest flick Joker: Folie À Deux could be streamed now – got candid about
    potentially playing the supervillain before he actually
    portrayed him.

    Joaquin recently appeared on Rick Rubin’s Tetragrammaton podcast as he revealed that he spoke to the 54-year-old Oscar-winning
    filmmaker Nolan about portraying Joker over a decade before.

    He said: That didn’t… wasn’t going to happen for a number of reasons.
    I wasn’t ready then.

    ‚That’s one of those things sometimes where you go: „Why am I not doing this project? What is stopping me from doing this? Well it’s not about me, there’s something else. There’s another person that’s going to do something that’s like, I can’t imagine what it would be if we didn’t have Heath Ledger‘s performance in that film.“‚

    Joaquin Phoenix has revealed that he spoke with filmmaker Christopher Nolan about
    playing Joker which ultimately went to Heath Ledger

    In 2020, Joaquin earned the Best Lead Actor Oscar for Todd Phillips directed Joker which was 11 years after Ledger (pictured) posthumously earned Best Supporting Actor for The Dark Knight in 2009

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    Joker: Folie À Deux heading to streaming after box office flop

    In 2020, Joaquin earned the Best Lead Actor Oscar for Todd
    Phillips directed Joker which was 11 years after Ledger
    posthumously earned Best Supporting Actor for The Dark Knight in 2009.

    Joaquin continued: ‚I don’t know whether Christopher Nolan was coming to
    me saying, „You are definitely the person.“ 

    ‚I can’t remember the context of how we met.

    But I know that we met, and my feeling was, „I shouldn’t do this.“ But maybe he also was
    like, „You’re not the guy.“ I couldn’t say.‘

    Heath died in a New York City apartment on January 22, 2008, after accidentally overdosing following months
    of physical and mental exhaustion.

    The Dark Knight actor died aged 28 after taking a fatal
    cocktail of drugs, leaving behind his daughter, who was two years old at the time.

    Meanwhile Joker: Folie À Deux can now be streamed, just weeks after its theatrical release. 

    The movie, starring Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga, is now available to rent from home starting October 29, in an effort to recoup some of
    Warner Bros. investment into the film, as per Variety.

    The musical, which bombed at the box office, is ‚poised to lose at least $150 million to
    $200 million in its theatrical run‘ according to the publication.

    Joaquin recently appeared on Rick Rubin’s Tetragrammaton podcast as he revealed that he spoke to the 54-year-old Oscar-winning
    filmmaker Nolan (pictured in January) about portraying Joker over a decade before

    Heath died in a New York City apartment on January 22, 2008, after accidentally
    overdosing following months of physical and mental exhaustion. Pictured Heath in 2006

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    Terrifier 3 dethrones Joker: Folie À Deux as box office champ

    The movie studio spent about $200 million to produce the film and about $100 million on marketing and distribution, according to
    the report.

    It would need to gross about $450 million at the box office to
    break even — when factoring in the cut taken by theaters — though Warner Bros.

    sources claim the number is $375 million.

    A Warner Bros. spokesperson responded to the report, saying ‚Any estimates suggested by anonymous „insiders“ or
    „rival executives“ are grossly wrong and
    continues a trend where rumor is reported as fact.‘

    ‚The film continues to play in theatrical release, included with this week’s opening in China, and will
    continue to earn revenue throughout its home viewing and
    ancillary run.‘

    So far, the musical about Batman’s nemesis has grossed $51.5 million domestically and $165 million globally after two
    weeks of release.

    In comparison, the first Joker grossed $96.2 million domestically and $248.4 million globally after three days of release.

    The hotly-anticipated sequel to the 2019 billion dollar Oscar-winning film
    was considered a surefire hit for Warner Bros Pictures, yet ended up being slammed by critics and failed to ignite
    at the box office. 

    Joker: Folie À Deux has garnered the lowest CinemaScore
    in comic book movie history as the film bombed at the box office on opening
    night. 

    The psychological musical thriller — which has been criticized as
    ‚bleak‘ and ‚disappointing‘ — officially released
    in theaters on Friday, October 4.

    Joker: Folie À Deux, starring Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga, can be streamed now, just weeks after its theatrical release; Phoenix
    and Gaga seen in a still

    The movie will be available to rent from home starting October 29,
    in an effort to recoup some of Warner Bros. investment into the film,
    according to Variety 

    The film is ‚poised to lose at least $150
    million to $200 million in its theatrical run‘ according to the publication

    The sequel to the 2019 billion dollar Oscar-winning film was considered a surefire hit
    for Warner Bros, yet ended up being slammed by critics and failed to
    ignite at the box office

    Phoenix reprised his role as the Joker in the sequel, which had earned him an Oscar for his portrayal in the 2019 film, while Gaga took
    on the role of Harleen Lee Quinzel (Harley Quinn)

    Phoenix reprised his role as the Joker in the sequel, which had earned him an Oscar for his portrayal in the
    2019 film, while Gaga took on the role of Harleen Lee Quinzel (Harley Quinn).

    However, Joker: Folie À Deux has been given a D rating on CinemaScore — the lowest score for
    a comic book movie.

    Madame Web — which notably also flopped in theaters earlier this year and also received terrible reviews — holds a higher score with
    a C+.

    On Rotten Tomatoes, the movie currently holds an audience score of 31% and a critic score of 32%.

    The sequel has been roundly criticized for being a musical and ‚ignoring‘ the DC fanbase –
    with an agent familiar with director Todd Phillips‘ process
    telling Variety he ‚wanted nothing to do with DC‘ during the making of
    the film, with DC bosses James Gunn and Peter Safran notably absent from the film’s LA
    premiere afterparty last month. 

    A source said: ‚If the first movie was about some down-on-his-luck, mentally
    ill guy in a downtrodden city, it makes maybe $150
    [million] worldwide. Not a billion. People showed up
    because that guy was Joker.‘

    In an apparent snub by Phillips, the opening sequence of the film does not include a DC Studios logo.

    A Warner spokesman added that a DC logo appears at the end of the Joker sequel, while Phillips declined to comment to the publication.

    Several frictions are said to have developed between Phillips, DC and Warner- with claims that Michael
    DeLuca, Chairperson of Warner Bros. Entertainment, and CEO Pamela Abdy seemed ‚unwilling‘ to say no to Phillips due to his huge past successes.

    It is claimed Phillips would ‚only‘ speak with DeLuca
    and Abdy rather than Gunn and Safran – who took control of
    DC two months before production began on Joker 2 in December
    2022.

    Gunn and Safran did attend the first director’s cut screening for the studio but Phillips fueled rift
    speculation when he told a reporter: ‚With all due respect to them, this is kind of a Warner Bros.
    movie.‘

    Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav also met with Phillips shortly after WarnerMedia and Discovery merged in April 2022 and was ‚open to filming in Los Angeles if the director
    would make the sequel at a lower price point.‘

    The studio wanted to film in London which would have
    cost around 20 per cent less.

    A source directly involved with the film recently shared:
    ‚The one thing about genre stuff: If you don’t listen and pay
    attention to what the fan expectations are, you’re going to fail‘; director Todd Phillips seen with Gaga and Phoenix at
    the LA premiere September 30

    However, Phillips insisted on filming in LA with the budget remaining static.

    A Warner spokesman told the publication the studio ‚supported the decision to film in Los Angeles‘.

    A source directly involved with the film said:
    ‚No one could get through to Todd. And the one thing about genre stuff: If you
    don’t listen and pay attention to what the fan expectations are,
    you’re going to fail.

    Insiders also claim studio bosses did not want to premiere the film at the Venice Film Festival,
    but Phillips pushed back – with a Warner spokesman saying
    the studio ‚fully supported the decision to bring the film to Venice. 

    Along with Gaga and Phoenix, other stars that had appeared in the sequel include Brendan Gleeson, Catherine
    Keener, Zazie Beatz and Steve Coogan. 

    Christopher NolanJoaquin Phoenix

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  13. Forget tiny chihuahuas peeping out of handbags à la Paris Hilton, or Taylor Swift with her adorably grumpy looking Scottish Fold cats
    who have become celebrities in their own right. 

    When it comes to capturing my heart with a cuddly creature, it’s the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, 75, who’s reinvented himself as the internet’s favourite granddad
    with his wholesome life with a menagerie of animals, who has won me over.

    The jewel in the crown of his ever-growing brood of beasts is Schnelly the pig, who joined the family
    in April last year, making the star the latest in a long list of celebrities to realise the joys of a porky pal – along with Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus and the Beckhams. 

    I’m completely smitten with the cuteness of pet pigs. I lose hours scrolling through Instagram, looking
    at pictures of furry little piglets with pretty pink snouts.

    There are 255,000 Insta posts with the hashtag #petpig and I’ve probably looked at all of them.
    Then there’s the 286,000 posts hashtagged #micropig and I’d hazard a guess that
    I’ve seen all of those too.

    So I’m rather excited to discover that there’s a pig farm less than an hour from
    central London, where I can find out what it’s really like to
    have a porcine pet.

    While celebrities might get away with turning up to photoshoots, TV appearances and fancy restaurants
    with all manner of furry creatures, will I get the same reception if I take a pig for a stroll
    down the high street?

    Samantha Rea from London strolling down the high street in Old Amersham with Astrid, a 16 month old micro
    pig

    The pair stopped off at The Griffin, a private members club,
    bistro and bakery, for some refreshments after a trot down the high street 

    Samantha Rea spent time at the Kew Little Pig Farm in Amersham, Buckinghamshire to learn how to muck out and care for pigs 

    Learning how to feed hay to the pigs did make Samantha question whether it’s easier to stick with a dog or cat as a pet 

    I’m hoping the Kew Little Pigs Farm will help me find out.
    It specialises in miniature pigs, which pig lovers can buy
    or ‚adopt‘ to visit on the farm.

    Then there are the day trips. The Piggy Pet & Play package lets
    visitors ‚pet, brush, groom, watch and play with the pigs.‘ The
    Pig Enthusiast package can include putting sun cream
    on the pigs, and the Comprehensive Guide to Pig Keeping teaches you everything you need to know before buying your own micro pig.

    Clearly I must go there!

    And so I head to Amersham, in Buckinghamshire, where Kew
    Little Pigs Farm is based.

    When I arrive, owner Olivia Mikhail looks slightly concerned at the sight of my Converse trainers and cropped jeans, a
    combination that will surely result in splattered shins.

    However, Olivia has no idea just how prepared I actually
    am, because I have packed not only knee high wellies for my time on the farm, but also my designer
    heels, for my glimpse into what life’s like as a pig-owning celebrity.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger with Schnelly the pig, who joined his menagerie of pets
    in April last year

    Ariane Grande and Pete Davidson adopted Piggy Smallz during their short-lived romance in 2018

    Comedian John Bishop was left devastated when his rescue
    pig Milo passed away last year, describing him as the ‚heartbeat‘ of the
    family

    Paris Hilton started the chihuahuas in handbags craze, and is also the
    proud owner of Princess Piglette

    George Clooney, Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Jonathan Ross, Charlotte Church and even the Beckhams have all
    kept pigs as pets over the past decade or so, while more
    recently Ariane Grande and Pete Davidson adopted Piggy Smallz during their short-lived
    romance. 

    Comedian John Bishop gave rescue pig Milo a home for more than a decade and was devastated when the pet passed away, saying he
    was the ‚heartbeat‘ of the family.

    They’re as much a celeb accessory as oversized sunglasses – which is why I’ve brought
    those with me too.

    But first things first. Before I spend an afternoon taking a petite pig for a stroll, I sit down with Olivia in the Kew Little Pigs cafe, to complete the theory side of the Comprehensive Guide to Pig Keeping.

    It turns out there is quite a lot of admin involved in owning a
    pig, alongside a rule book thicker than Harry Potter. 

    Who knew that you needed a license to walk a pig? Who would imagine that you can’t
    feed pigs your kitchen leftovers? It used to be common practice, but has been banned
    because of the risk of diseases such as African swine flu
    and foot and mouth disease that can be spread by consuming contaminated
    pork products. 

    Who can fathom having to fill out a form to drive your
    pig from one place to another – again for disease control reasons? 

    After all the admin and mucking out, Samantha was delighted
    to move on to the fun part – cuddles with Astrid 

    Samantha found that mucking out the pig pen was actually a lot more civilised than picking
    up poo on a dog walk 

    Samantha came armed with wellies for her day at the farm, but made
    sure to keep it glamorous 

    After swapping her flimsy trainers for wellies, Samantha felt equipped to tackle her day on the farm 

    And who would guess that pigs have to have their own house?
    I mean, it’s only got to be about the size of shed, but it’s actually a law to uphold welfare standards.

    I suppose none of this is an issue for celebrities who have people to do paperwork for them – not to mention acres of space –
    but to me it seems insurmountable.

    Olivia senses that my dreams are crushed and attempts to
    reassure me: ‚It’s really not that much paperwork. Look, filling
    in this form would take two minutes.‘ 

    Moving on from the theory, we head outside for the practical part of the course.
    Here, in large pens, are lots of little pigs which are super cute, so
    this makes me happy.

    I am given a rake to claw the pig poo into a dustpan. Both the rake and the
    dustpan have long handles and I like the distance this creates.
    It is certainly more civilised than picking up poo in a flimsy plastic bag on a dog walk. 

    Clearing away pig excrement with proper equipment which allows you to maintain a civilised,
    and sanitary, distance makes me wonder if – despite the paperwork – pigs might just trump dogs.

    Samantha was worried she might attract stares walking Astrid through town, but nobody batted an eyelid 

    Samantha treated herself to a hot chocolate while Astrid enjoyed some pig
    treats 

    Samantha swapped her wellington boots for high heels to glam up to take her pet pig down to the town centre for lunch

    Taking a pig out for a walk is trickier than it looks, and a lot of treats are required to keep
    things on track 

    Next, Olivia asks if I would like to feed the pigs. Yes
    of course! She hands me some hay that’s stuffed inside what’s basically a large fishnet stocking, the size of
    Santa’s sack. The hay sticks out of all the holes, and
    it’s my job to hang up the sack in the pig pen, so the pigs can eat from it.

    This sounds easy. Only it’s not. ‚NOT THERE! NO! IT’S GOT TO BE HIGHER!

    TIE IT ROUND THE POST! NO! NOT LIKE THAT! NO!‘

    I feel like a failing contestant on The Crystal Maze, only this is worse because I’m now surrounded by hungry pigs
    and I cannot see a panic button.

    I swear there was something on Netflix where murdered bodies were dumped in a pig pen, to be eaten by the pigs.
    Or maybe the bodies were eaten alive. This definitely happens all the time,
    according to TV, and now I don’t even know which is worse,
    the prospect of being felled by pigs eating through my ankles, or the pressure to hang the hay correctly.

    It is like my challenge on The Crystal Maze has been especially devised to amuse the inhabitants
    of hell.

    I find myself grateful to make it out of the pig pen alive.
    Surely I get to do celebrity stuff now?

    Celebrities‘ pigs are as stylish as their owners, so I’ve sourced
    designer outfits for my trottered chums. I’d initially looked
    at diamond chokers by Dior, because what pig wouldn’t
    want a diamond collar? But apparently pigs are happier
    in harnesses, which fit around the body, not just the neck.

    I hunt for a harness that an A-lister might pick for their pig,
    and I am delighted to discover a pink leopard print
    harness with a matching lead. 

    It is by Urban Pup, a pet fashion brand whose website I’ve now spent more time on than all the other websites
    in my search history.

    There’s the zebra print, the cheetah print, the pink argyle; the florals, the tartans, and the hearts.

    There’s the range inspired by Legally Blonde and the pet carrier that resembles a pink Chanel handbag.

    Then there are the socks…

    I turn up at the farm with more outfits
    for the pigs than I have for myself. I guess this is what it’s like being a pig parent:
    #SELFLESS

    I am introduced to Astrid, a 16 month old micro piglet who’ll fulfill my dreams of walking a pig.
    I show Olivia all the outfits I’ve brought from Urban Pup and she picks out a
    pink tartan harness with a matching lead.

    I want to dress up all the pigs but Olivia says no. That’s OK.
    There is probably some law about only one pig at a time
    looking this stunning.

    When Astrid and I are dressed, we head into Old Amersham.

    It’s a pretty market town in the Chilterns with cobbled streets
    and quaint white buildings with beams.

    So how will locals feel about a pig on a lead?

    I imagine I may be sternly spoken to by a member of
    the Women’s Institute. However, it turns out that Old Amersham is
    perfectly au fait with celebrity antics, given that Poirot, Midsomer Murders and Four Weddings and a Funeral have all
    been filmed there.

    On my pig keeping course I have learnt that pigs never poo where they eat, sleep or socialise, because they’re
    very clean, so from day one, without any training, a pig will
    go outside to poo.

    I am surprised then, as I arrive in Old Amersham, to
    find that Astrid has done her business in her carry box.
    I try not to think about this, as I hold her lead.

    Our first stop is the Amersham Museum. I’m not a massive fan of walking
    around looking at things, but I hear the museum homes a Tudor dining table that visitors
    are welcome to sit at. It is about lunchtime, so
    I’m hopeful I’ll be served a Tudor banquet. I quite fancy a tankard of wine and a bit of wild boar.

    Unfortunately, Astrid does not, and so, despite being welcomed
    by museum director Briony, we leave pretty much as soon as we arrive.

    We go for a stroll instead, but I have to scatter pig food pellets to coax Astrid along
    the pavement. I guess celebrities get their assistants to walk ahead, trailing treats to entice the
    pet pigs in the right direction. 

    Hard at work: Writer Samantha Rea tried the Comprehensive Guide to
    Pig Keeping, which  teaches you everything you need to
    know before buying your own micro pig

    However, doing it without an assistant, I
    find myself thinking that it’s definitely easier to walk a dog.

    Celebrity life is about lounging in luxurious surroundings, so Astrid and I head to
    The Griffin, a private members club, bistro and bakery,
    that’s pretty much the Soho House of Amersham.

    In the beamed building that dates back to the 17th century, there are gorgeous leather sofas and cosy cushions.
    However, I have learnt on my pig keeping course that pigs are happiest alfresco, so Astrid and I take a seat on the astro-turf
    terrace, beneath a pretty parasol that wouldn’t be out
    of place in a Cotswolds shoot for Tatler.

    It is here, as we relax like A-listers, that Astrid and I are at our happiest.
    As I sip a coffee and eye-up a chocolate brownie (I’m being a celebrity, remember,
    I don’t actually eat these things), Astrid puts her trotters up on the seat beside
    me and enjoys a few pig food pellets.

    Clearly this is our natural environment, so it’s probably just a
    matter of time before Astrid is snapped up by a celebrity to live life first class. 

    But for now, Astrid must mooch back to the mud, and I must head home to wash pig poo off my wellies.

    I am chuffed to bits to have spent an afternoon with
    Astrid, but as I think it all over, on the train back to Marylebone,
    I know that I’ll never keep a pig as a pet. 

    Aside from all the legal red tape, my lack of
    space in London, and the trickiness of trying to take a pig for a walk, there’s
    always the fear that the micro pig might turn out to be not so
    tiny after all. 

    I’ve seen headlines about 4 ounce „teacup“ pigs growing bigger than a bear,
    and frankly I find it terrifying. So I’ll leave the pet pigs to
    the celebrities. 

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    a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants
    to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!

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  23. A ménage à trois and intimacy outside the bedroom are sexual
    fantasies that we’ve all heard before.

    But what about having sex in a desert, or even a storage unit?
    These are just two of the unusual sexual fantasies social media users have confessed to trying.

    A hilarious Reddit thread, named ‚what is a sexual fantasy you do not recommend‘, features the bizarre
    sexcapades of commenters — many of who bitterly regret their risqué acts.

    The thread began with a question from user u/Fantastic-Ant-4429, who asked:
    ‚What is a sexual fantasy you do not recommend fulfilling?‘

    Having sex in the desert, a library and on a plane were some of the most upvoted responses,
    Huffpost reported. 

    Reddit user u/ElPresidente714 admitted to trying to have sex in the desert at night when coming back from Vegas.

    But in reality, they were met with ‚creepy crawly desert things don’t sleep at night‘.

    Another, u/DonSmitty said a ‚buddy in high school‘ covered his girlfriend (including her genitals) in chocolate syrup.
    But it didn’t end well — she got infected with a
    ‚crazy‘ yeast infection. 

    Doing it in a storage unit was another unusual fantasy which ended badly.
    User u/isthisfark wrote: ‚There’s a closing time and if you miss it you’ll get stuck behind the gates
    for the night. Then the people who live there start rustling.‘

    Not everyone pursues or even plans to act on their sexual fantasies in real life.
    But a handful of those who have tried to make their
    browser history a reality have confessed they didn’t quite go to plan —
    a thread on Reddit revealed

    The thread began with a question from user u/Fantastic-Ant-4429 , who asked: ‚What is a sexual fantasy you
    do not recommend fulfilling?‘ (pictured, Dakota Johnson and James Doman in Fifty Shades Darker)

    Nationally 55 per cent of Brits reported having sex at least one a week, this rising
    to 59 per cent of men and falling to 51 per cent of women

    One commenter u/hot-snake-70 confessed they found out the hard way that it ‚stings‘ if you
    put your penis ‚in a glass of red wine‘.

    Threesomes were also suggested to be a bad idea with user u/Touristupdatenola
    adding: ‚If I wanted to disappoint two people simultaneously,
    I’d have dinner with both my parents.‘

    Another user u/odysseus-23, warned against trying to have sex in a library due to the likelihood of getting ‚caught on the cameras‘.

    And while joining the Mile High Club — engaging in sex acts while aboard an airplane — might sound exciting, some warn that it is anything but. 

    ‚Mile high club. Trust me, these bathrooms are getting smaller and smaller.
    And people notice, they always notice,‘ u/bigindianenergy29 commented. 

    Some people came to the conclusion that the bed is the best location. u/Mundane-Garbage1003 wrote:
    ‚Most „having sex in an unusual place“ fantasies in my
    experience quickly turn into a lesson on why people usually
    just use the bed.‘ 

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    Adult site reveals 10 of the most bizarre sex fantasies Brits love – including ‚giant‘ women

    In September, adult video site Clips4Sale published the intriguing
    findings of its analysis of the changing preferences of 250,000
    daily website visitors.

    The analysis revealed a whole host of obscure fantasies held by its users, including BBL — a preference for women who’ve undergone buttock-enlargement procedures — and Giantess, which describes
    a female giant.

    Brits are among the most prolific porn users in the world, with an average of 16,600,000 searches for adult content made each month. 

    The adult film industry is estimated to be worth more than £15billion a year. 

    While thousands of British men and women watch and enjoy pornography without issue, about one in 20
    Brits have a porn addiction. 

    In some of the most extreme cases, experts have treated patients
    who watch x-rated content for up to 14 hours a day, according to not-for-profit online therapy programme Pivotal Recovery. 

    However, Many suffers understandably avoid seeking professional help
    out of shame and embarrassment for their affliction or
    fear of exposure.

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